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As you can see, blog sigek gik ya tengah mengalami perubahan kosmetik.
Ku mok standardize sak nya sama ngan twitter and fb ku. Rona biru pelik ya and ada splat puteh. And nama aku (walopun ya bukan exactly nama mena aku) besar besar rah sia.

Nak tok biar jak kedak fb lamak. Haha. Pake kitakorang yang rindu ngan fb lamak, bukak jak blog tok. Lelah ku molah nya kacak-kacak...

Haha, ku nang loba. Sebagaimana yang anda ketahui dari blog Azam and Along, yes ku dah ada *tuuut*.
Mok tauk sapa sik?
Bagelah ku nak madah juak...
Pande-pande dirikpunlah tauk klak.

And no, ku sik sambut valentine.


Bah, mupok lok.

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Funfair-uzz

Ku lekak gi funfair tadiiiiik!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Haha. Tapi nak judi-judi and nak gharar-ghara ya ku sik main lah.
Sidak nak main ya, and kenak, untong ada jak. Bertaroh aek tin. Ada daknya menang, pat sekrek aek tin.Sik tauk ku brand apa, sik nampak. Yang pastinya bukan aek brand "mahal" kedak F&N, Coke, Pepsi, Heineken, or Carlsberglah...

And ku da nait kapal nak berayun bage gila ya. Ku rasa ya first time ku nait... Besss... Time nait ya sekda rasa pa-pa gilak, tapi bila time turun ya...
MICROGRAVITY!
Haha, rasa kedak trapong jak kejap ya... And bila rah part paling tinggi ya, urang sebrang ya dibah kita jak. Arum bulak, mun meludah, aek lior ya gugok trus ke muka nya... Masok lam lubang idong.
Arum bulaklah... Mun mena, ada possibility aek ludah ya gugok balit kenak dirikpun time turun ya. Padan muka...

Tapi part yang paling bes nak, time balit. Ari ujan bergunto. Ku brekot ngan kawanku melimpas duak igek jeraya highway-ish tapi moto sikit. Gila li kerja... Sampe ke dorm dah kedak urang mandik jak. Haha.

Bah, jaik post ku kali tok. Banyak "...". Tang jaik jak rupa. Dahlah cam sik trator jak... Yah, ada gik "..." ya... Gus ku chow jak.

Bah, mupok lok.

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Memetime!: 101 Truths?

WHAT  WAS YOUR

1. last beverage ۝ Sirap Sarsi(maybe)

2. last phone call ۝ GaIn

3. last text message ۝ GaIn (I think)

4. last song you listened to ۝ Entahlah... Tapi rasanya lagu The World Spin Madly On...

5. last time you cried  ۝ Some days ago... I looove to cry. With or without reason.

HAVE YOU EVER

6. dated someone twice ۝ Maybe, if "blaja rah library"="date"...

7. been cheated on ۝ Hopefully not...

8. kissed someone & regretted it ۝ Mestilaaah...sik.

9. lost someone special ۝ Kinda...

10. been depressed ۝ I don't think so...

11. been drunk and threw up ۝ F**k no.



LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS ۝

12. I like green.

13. But things around me are mostly blue.

14. And black is nice too...



LAST YEAR (2010) HAVE YOU

15. Made a new friend ۝ No. I made a lot of new friends.

16. Fallen out of love ۝ No.

17. Laughed until you cried ۝ I think I did... But I'm sure I laughed until I'm out of breath at least once...

18. Met someone who changed you ۝ Of course. Mostly everyone changes me someway or another.

19. Found out who your true friends were ۝ I don't know.

20. Found out someone was talking about you ۝ Kompomlah ada urang klaka hal aku ooo...

21. Been to a concert? ۝ Rasanya sik... O tedah aku...

GENERAL

22. How many people in your  fb friend list do you know in real life ۝ I've met them at least once in my lifetime, whether I realized it or not. Well, except for some...

24. Do you have any pets ۝ Yesss... Kinda...

25. Do you want to change your name ۝ Pake apa? Nama ku dah cukup bagus. Haha. And nama ku dah cukup banyak... Refer #37.

26. What did you do for your last birthday ۝ Ngembak urang sungke dirumah. Tapi sikit jak datang. O tedah aku...

28. What were you doing at midnight last night ۝ Sitting near the phone waiting for the countdown. Tlipon rumah, sebab henpon sekpat pake...

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for ۝ Heaven.

30. Last time you saw your Mother ۝ Less than half an hour before midnight.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life ۝ There's not a thing that I would change. 'Cause I'm amazing, just the way I am. Haha. Prasan jap lok...

32. What are you listening to right now ۝ The fan.

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom ۝ Tom tom bak! No.

34. What's getting on your nerves right now ۝ Quite absolutely high probability of nothing.

35. Most visited webpage ۝ DeviantArt's on the top of my "history" list...

37. Nicknames ۝ Woaaaah... Banyak tok... Pdos(urang saruk), Ijan (saruk juak. Aku pun sik paham pahal...) Pe'uz, Peruz, Peruzz, Perus, Roy, Bang Ker, Bobo, Proboscis, Zizan, Kwon(prasan), and paling top nektok, Poret. Ada yang ku miss kah?

38. Relationship Status ۝ Secret.

39. Zodiac sign ۝ Virgo

40. He or She? ۝ Me!

41. Elementary ۝ SK(A)DHAKH

42. Middle School ۝ KDPAHA

43. High School/College ۝ UNIMAS

44. Hair color ۝ I'm most certain it's black...

45. Long or short ۝ Curly. [-1 Markah: Tidak menjawab soalan.]

46. Height ۝ 155cm more or less...

47. Do you have a crush on someone? ۝ Don't know...

48: What do you like about yourself? ۝ Everything.

49. Piercings ۝ Yes, but no.

50. Tattoos ۝ I want one. But I can't have one.

51. Righty or lefty ۝ Right, tapi kidal basoh berak...

52. First surgery ۝ Blom gik.

53. First piercing ۝ Blom juak.

54. First best friend ۝ Sik tauk ku camne klasifikasi best friend...

55. First sport you joined ۝ Nyepak tin or botol masok lam goal menbol yang disimpan tepi lab lamak time skolah rendah. If that's even regarded as a "sport"...

56. First vacation ۝ Uish... Mensia gilak crita tok...

58. First pair of trainers ۝ Nakpa benda gik ya?

RIGHT NOW

59. Eating ۝ Nope. Not yet.

60. Drinking ۝  Same as the above.

61. I'm about to ۝ Surf the internet.

62. Listening to ۝ Nothing yet. Bok jak on laptop tek...

63. Waiting for ۝ Something...

YOUR FUTURE

64. Want kids? ۝ Of courselah...

65. Get Married? ۝ Before dapat anak, mestilah ku mok kawen dolok...

66. Career? ۝ Hopefully something that'll make me rich...


WHICH IS BETTER

67. Lips or eyes? ۝ Both are good. I'm not very good at answering these "which is better" questions...

68. Hugs or kisses ۝  Hugs and kisses.

69. Shorter or taller ۝ Preferably shorter.

70. Older or Younger ۝ Young. Older is fine too, if they look young.

71. Romantic or spontaneous ۝ Romantically spontaneous.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms ۝ Nice...

73. Sensitive or loud sensitive ۝ Sensitive in terms of?

74. Hook-up or relationship ۝ I'm not sure I understand this...

75. Trouble maker or hesitant ۝ Umm... Snakes!

HAVE YOU EVER

76. Kissed a stranger ۝ Ewww...

77. Drank hard liquor ۝ Sik.

78. Lost glasses/contacts ۝ Sekda...

79. Sex on first date ۝ Ih... Plek-plek soklan...

80. Broke someone's heart ۝ Mudahan jak sekda.

81. Had your own heart broke ۝ Tok nang kompom ada lah...

82. Been arrested ۝ Sekda.

83. Turned someone down ۝ Can someone explain?

84. Cried when someone died ۝ Not sure...

85. Fallen for a friend? ۝ Yep.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN ۝

86. Yourself ۝ I believe I do.

87. Miracles ۝ Nothing is impossible.

88. Love at first sight ۝ It's possible.

89. Heaven ۝ Mesti.

90. Santa Claus ۝ Pa pekdah ku percayak ngan benda tok?

92. Angels ۝ Aok.



ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

93. Had more than one BF/GF? ۝ Mun serentak, sik. Mun sorang skali, well, ada kali...

96. Ever cheated on somebody? ۝ Sepanjang pengetahuan aku, sik.

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? ۝ I haven't thought of that. Mainly because it's quite impossible...

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be ۝ Tok pun sik pernah terlintas lam palak ku...

99. Are you afraid of falling in love? ۝ Nope.

100. Posting this as 100 truths? ۝ Skati akulah ku nak post title apa...

101. Final words? ۝ Now you know many things about me. You can even write a short story based on me now. Or add me as an extra character in your book. Whatever. Bah, mupok lok.

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Selamat Taun Baru!

Nah, azam taun baru,

Yoooh...
Jaik eh...
Haha, sekpa, sal ada jak...

Oh, and tok perutusan taun baru, pake kitakorang semua,


Dengar dan hayati. Haha.
Well, kami di Blog Peruzz Tok Kah ingin mengucapkan Selamat Tahun Baru, dan semoga panjang umur.
Ehehehehe... Tang bes jak bunyi make word "kami" ya. Haha. Tang kedak rami jak urang nulis blog tok...

So, bak kata taun 2010 tengah malam tadik,


Bah, mupok lok.

Selamat Taun Baru!

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One-way Road to Seemingly Nowhere.

Life sometimes seems like a highway.
Everyone moves forward in time. There's no use looking back at the road that you've passed. The holes that you've been through. Our soul drives our body on this particular highway of life. You can choose to hit another car to slow them down if you want to. But you'll be slowed too.
And like a one way high way, you can't just turn back and go against the flow. But you can move along and wait until you meet a detour, a junction, or anything that allows you to change your life's path.
There are roadsigns that show you the way to your destination. Remember, there's no turning back, so choose well.
But there are times where the road to your destination is closed, and all you can do is just move along. Proceed.

Well, there are other times when life seems like a highway. I'll get to it later when it's quite appropriate.

Bukan apa, gitok kes nya...
Adalah bebereapa orang manusia lam dunia tok, ku sik mok nak madah sapa or sine, mun tauk, diam, mun sik, anggap jak nya blaku rah somewhere lam dunia tok, and diam. Beberapa orang ya tek, bok tauk sekda jraya kluar... Kira cam sekpat masok simpanglah tek... Lekat lam sigek jraya tok ajak.
So kluarlah macam-macam perkataan negatif tek... Haha. ada juak rasa sian lam ati ku tok. Tapi dikitlah...

Naaaaaaaaaaang dikit.

Sori.

Tapi nya naaaaaaaaaang dikitlah.

Tapi yalah tek, nepat nak patah balit... Mok sik mok, jalan jaklah. Trimak jak hakikat kita dah lekat, sekpat nak ke sine-sine. But well, at least we know that even if our results suck, we'd still be able to continue our studies. Albeit not the course we wanted. And now sapa-sapa yang sik tauk pa benda diklaka ku tadik, mungkin dah tauk. Hehe. Diam jak lah.


"You had the chance to escape. You didn't"


Bah, mupok lok.

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Camne Mun...

"What if nobody likes me?
What if I don't succeed?
What if I give it all that I've got,
and I still don't got what they need?
What if I don't get anywhere at all?
Will I consider myself a failure?
Will I be that small?"

Mun sekpat kali tok, sekhal, coba agik. Gagal sekali bukan bermakna gagal selama-lamanya. Gagal sekali bermakna probability untuk anda gagal lagi meningkat. And nang kompom gagal agik mun maseh juak ngulang benda yang sama. Bila gagal skali, kita tok perlu brubah. Tok bukan ku mesan kitakorang jaklah, tok pesanan pake ku mpun juak.

Ne boleh mesan urang, tapi dirikpun sik ngekot. Eh, boleh lah, nakpa diklaka ku tok. Mun mesan ompuan bertudong, sik aku nak ngekot juak nak? Haha.


Kita tok mesti blaja dari kesilapan. Kesilapan in general. Boh blaja dari benda salah nak dipolah dirikpun ajak. Blaja dari salah urang lain juak. Mun nangga urang gagal menyambong kehidupan lepas terjun dari tingkat 108 bangunan seblah kedey makan njual rojak sik nyaman ya, boh lah datang gila ncoba melompat juak nangga idup kah sik. Mun lam kes idup mati, gagal skali ya nang gagal forever lah. Konsep "Gagal skali bukan gagal forever" ya sekpat dipake.


Tapi lam kebanyakan kes lain, dapatlah. Except benda yang kompom sekpat diulang. Contohnya exam final taun ya tek. Mun dah gagal, nang gagal lah. Ne pat direpeat agik. Tapi klak ada gik exam taun tok. And time exam yalah kita spatutnya make sure kita sik gagal lagik. Spatutnya.


So mun dah skali gagal ya, and dah polah sehebat mungkin, boh ngalah. You thought you did your best, but now you know you could do better.


"What if she doesn't like me?
What if I'm not her type?
What if all the girls that ever like me,
are not the kind of girls that I like?
What if I meet the right one and screw it up?
Will I consider myself a failure?
Will I give up?"

Kompom soklan kedak ya pernah tlintas lam palak nak? At least skali lah. Bulak gilak mun langsong sekda.


Mun urang sik suka, pa boleh buat... Move on jaklah. And mun nak mun nak suka ngan kita ya bukan jenis yang kita suka, ingat jak balit bila kita suka ngan urang, tapi urang ya sik suka ngan kita. Cam ya juak rasa nya... Dunia tok adel bah. Ada atas ada dibah. Ada angkat ada rebah. Ada madu ada lebah.


And jangan putus asa.
Senang jak ncarik mun tauk sine and camne. Tapi benda yalah yang urang banyak sik tauk... Kakya aku tok lebih mulut/jarik klaka/naep benda kedak tok. Sak jak dirikpun lom ada gerek... Haha. Tapi ya bukan topik kita ritok. So boh lalek ku ada gerek kah sik.


And sebagai conclusion, try to tell this to yourself,

"I'm gonna keep trying.
Getting denied just makes me want it more.
I'll keep trying and each time push harder than before.
I can't live my life always worried about "What if?".
'Cause what if I die tomorrow,
then I never even lived"

Mun kitakorang tauk lagu tok, bagus. Mun sik, well, sekda pa-pa lah. Bagus sik, sik bagus pun sik. Neutral. Mun mok tauk lagu apa tok, search jak sia. Mun ku madah jak rah sitok nanglah lebih senang. Tapi ku mok kitakorang tauk dirikpun.


Bah, mupok lok.

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Whaha!

Total nonsense.

Drama sem duak baruk bermula. Urang branok sama dirik, kawan palat-memalati, kapel baru, itisi, itisi, itisi.
So aku cam besalah, ndengar ajak. Ku ndengar crita urang jak bah, sik brani nak nyebar, takut crita bulak, jadi fitnah klak.
Bagus ku munoh nya jak, dikit gik dosa giya...

Bah, mupok lok.

Sekda bah... Haha.
Adalah urang ya nak, mun mena crita nak didengar aku lah, gila nganok urang. Siklah gila ne, tapi yang ku da nengar lah nak, nya nganok 'kawan' nya mpun. Nak madah hot, siklah juak, tapi hotlah. Hot and rasa hot. Part rasa hot ya sik disuka urang. Kali ada urang sukalah, ku sik tauk gilak hati budi urang, tapi yang pastinya, aku sik suka. And aku urang. Bukan binatang, bukan objek, bukan tumbuhan, and bukan kerusi.

Tapi nak, nya ya tang kedak bencik semua urang. Eh, tambah gik dikit. Bencik dan dibencik semua urang. Kali sik semualah, tapi menurut obsevasi aku yang sedikit rabun tok, giyalah...

Well, sekda pa-pa gilak nak ditaep ku tok. Dahlah didiat urang... Alu sekda feel ku nak naep...
Sekhallah.

"She have a broken heart, and you have a broken grammar."

Tengkiu,
Bah, mupok lok.

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Apa Dipadah Ku Tek Bah?

Bwaaaaaaah~!
Kelab mendaki mok polah jungle trekking.
I have nooo objection to that.
Seriously.

Let's masok ke topik asal.
Nakpa dipadah ku tek o?
Sekda pa-pa.
Haha, adalah something. Baca jak atas ya. Sik susah ne.

Tapi nak, ku mok madah lah tok. Ada ketikanya bila ku klaka, well, mostly stiap kali ku klakalah, ku sekda simpan chat log. Yang paling latest yang ku slalu pat ingat pun just beberapa ayat sebelom jak.

And ku nang blur abis and rasa angol bila urang nanyak:
Nak pa tek?
Pa dipadah ko tek?
Sik, bukan ya.
Nak before ya.
Before nak dipadah ko tek eh.

Slalunya respons biasa ku:
Nak pa bah?
Ku sik ingat.
Padah lok.
Ne ku tauk pa dipadah ku tek.
Aih, mena ku sik ingat.

So mun ada blaku kitakorang nanyak "Nakpa dipadah ko tek?" lam nada sarkastik or nang nanyak, ku mintak maaf banyak-banyak mun ku madah ku sik ingat. Maybe ku nang eksen sik ingat kejap. Tapi mun dah lamak-lamak ya and ku mala nanyak pa benda dipadah aku, menalah ku sik ingat ya.
So sorilah kay?
Mintak ampun banyak-banyak.
Mun kitakorang rasa tauk nakpa dipadah aku ya, padah lah. Sik dosa nak?
Tengkiu.

Aok, aku nang giya.
Bah, mupok lok.

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And Then...

You die.
He dies.
She dies.
Everyone who reads this dies.
Death is inevitable.


Tapi bukan yalah nak diklaka ku... Haha. Suka-suka jak, pake nyuroh urang maca. Mana nak sik suka maca benda hal idupmati kedak ya, selakan pegi. Tapi sebenarnya sik perlulah, sebab ku sik klaka hal ya ritok. Malas ku nak pessimistik agik. Ku mok jadi optimistik balit.
Babi sik?
Sik.


Exam riya ku pa 3.55 jak.
Jak.
Ada urang madah ku eksen, ngegeh, loba sebab nambah 'jak' rah ujong ya... Ku nang suka nambah jak at the end of kebanyakan nombor bah. Siklah semua. Just kebanyakan jak. Ya antara ku rasa jumlah ya sik cukup, or aku jadi sarkastik kejap. Ngekot ati akulah... Siklah nak ngekot ati kau nak? Dunia tok bukan tentang kau ajak. Dapatlah ko madah idop ko ya kedak crita, kau ya watak utama. Hero. Heroin. Ujong crita, ko mati. Tapi ingatlah juak, kau ya watak sampingan jak lam kesah idup urang lain.


And paling ku sik mok adalah jadi antagonis lam kesah idup urang. Biar ku cameo ajak pun sekpa. Mun sik pun watak extra sidek ayat kedak lam The Homecoming. Sal jangan jadi antagonis. Jadi urang jaik.
Ku mok jadi watak bait.


Ari qdah kol limak dah tok, time ku naep tok. Ku rasa ku patut mandiklah... Then polah apa yang patut. Coba piker lok kejap, time ko maca tok kol brapa? And ada sik benda yang lebih penting yang perlu dipolah ko?
Jangan delay-delay.
Jangan polah last-minute.
Polah kinektok.


"To most of us, life in this world begins nine moths after a fuck. You started near the asshole where shit comes out. And you start with nothing. You're stupid, bloody, and a naked moron. Nothing you say makes sense. Now look at yourself right now. And contemplate."



Bah, ku mupok lok.

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Nak Pa Senggama Nak Di Post Ku?

Aku abis IDEA!
Haha, sik juak abis lah... Just slalu bila ku rasa cam mok molah post baru, ku sik tauk pa nak ditaep. Except kali toklah. Obviously.


Dah eh. Klak jak ku polah post mena-mena.


Bah, mupok lok.

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I Need YOUR Help.

Dear anyone who can read this,
I need to know how to stop Facebook from posting my comments on to my wall, thereby letting everyone with the access to my wall know my comments, good and bad, on my friends' statuses, pictures, and other things. It's really annoying and I'm not comfortable with people knowing my activities on Facebook.

Your help will be greatly appreciated. Thank you very, very much.

I shall end this post with the familiar words,
Bah, mupok lok.

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To Smile

"In love, no one can harm anyone else; we are each of us responsible for our own feelings and cannot blame someone else for what we feel. It hurt when I lost each of the various men I fell in love with. Now, though, I am convinced that no one loses anyone, because no one owns anyone. That is the true experience of freedom: having the most important thing in the world without owning it."

Just an excerpt, or quote, from a book I haven't read, Eleven Minutes.

Well that, while it's a great thing for your mind to ponder, have quite absolutely nothing to do with this post. Or so it seems...

What does it take for one to smile? It's an easy thing to do. Everyone seems to know how to do it naturally. Smiling makes us feel good. If you smile at another person, with utmost sincerity, they will smile back at you. Provided that they are sane, of course. Even if their in a terrible problem, even when they're facing a death threat. A smile changes many things. Smile, at every end of your days.

Even if the day had been bad. Terribly. Awesomely terribly. Just simply awful. Smile at your mistakes. Smile at their insults. Smile at those curse words thrown at you earlier that day. Smile.
And if you feel that you can't smile, well at least try to smile.
If you succeeded, then you smiled. And then you'll smile at your success. A victory after a not-so-perfect day.
If you didn't, you'll smile at your uncanny effort to smile. You might want to look at yourself in a mirror while attempting to smile.

Well then, I seem to be not making any sense right now...
Just smile. Remember that there may be someone, somewhere once saw your face, and currently smiling, just thinking of you.

Smile.

Bah, mupok lok.

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Yeah, Not Me.

Some people can do a 10 digit calculation in their head,
some can write 10 volumes of sci-fi fantasy thriller novel,
some can sing songs without sounding bad,
and some have their heart always filled with festival.

Some drives big, expensive, sporty cars,
and have cute girlfriends right by their side,
some have bodies with muscles and battle scars;
They win even before they start to fight.

Some people have knowledge filling their brain,
and answer almost anything amazingly accurate,
while some can predict whether it'll shine or rain,
or if your girlfriend is your perfect soul mate.

And here I am just typing some crap,
Four weird poems, but hopefully five,
The singer can sing, and the whole world may clap,
And in zombie attack, the fighter might survive.

Yes the rich guys can buy everything that they love,
and the geniuses can predict almost correctly our fate.
Yeah, not me, sadly, I'm not one of the above,
because I'm not good enough, not great enough, yet.


Sabun, limo purut, aek ujan, colok,
Bah, mupok lok.

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Yay! Ku Da Buku Baru!

And no, it's not one of those books for studying.
Unless mun 'studying' bagi kitakorang ya komik and crita urang berbunoh lah...

Dan sebenarnya ku mengharapkan, di sebalik senyumanmu itu~
Eeeeeeeeeeehhh dan gik si Eiuna tok nyampok... Choi, choi.
Sebenarnya duak jak tajok besarnya...
Scott Pilgrim,
and The Book With No Name.
Scott Pilgrim ya ku bli dari satu sampe enam. Start sampe abis. And bagi yang dah nangga movie yang diadaptasi dari book ya, mun rajin, baca juak book nya. Crita lam book ya panjang gik, scene lain, and ending lain. Very lain.
Tapi skrip movie ya banyak juak yang ambik dari book. Sooo bagi aku yang dah baca book ya before tok, ku nangga crita ya cam predictable smacam jak. Haha. Sorilah... Ku suka spoiler. But too much spoiler spoiled it. Well, dah ya tugas spoiler... Mun sik, sik namanya spoiler. Tapi ku nang suka lah, a bit of spoiler, sak tauk crita ya bes kah sik. Mun tauk tajok jak, takut jadi kedak altitud or frozen klak...

Book nak second ya, nang namanya The Book With No Name. Authornya Anonymous. Bes lah juak book ya. Banyak berbunoh. Da misteri sikit, saspens, magic, and benda-benda plek. And bagi yang suka those shitful vampires, lam book ya da juak. And werewolves too. The whole bunch... Tapi bukan vampire jenis nak hot guy pande bergerek indah ya, vampire nak jenis munoh tok. Eh, ada nya bercinta, siap berbini branak gik ya... Tapi ya bukan main part lah. Thank God.
There are monks, the Eye of the Moon, and now, there's too much spoiler.

Sambongannya buku The Eye of the Moon and then The Devil's Graveyard. Ku mok baca, tapi ku sekda. So mun sapa-sapa yang ada ya, ku minjam ah? Mun maok njual, ku bli, tapi iboh mahal gilak lah. Tapi paling bagus ya brik terus lah. Tengkiu. Haha

Dah, ya jak.
Panjang gilak klak.
Sekali air bah, sekali pantai berubah.
Bah, mupok lok.

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You Need to Have Fun.

I was asked (informally, unofficially, and indirectly), to share my effective learning/studying methods and/or experiences with my fellow friends.

But I won't be doing that because I don't really know what are my learning/studying methods are. Those who knows me, knows how I am during classes. I also can't memorize things swiftly and accurately. So I won't be telling things that you should or must do. Instead, I'll just tell you what I think you could do to improve yourself, and become better than me. Yes, I know, the title seems to have no connection to the contents. But who cares?

Let's begin.

Focus

One of the most important thing is to focus during the lectures. Listen to what the lecturers are lecturing about. Don't just hear. If you miss something, don't ask about it to the nearest person. You may disrupt their focus. Instead, wait until the lecturer repeats, or pauses. Same goes to books. Focus on your reading. If you want to ask something to/from someone, and they're reading, wait until they look away from the book, or close the book before you ask. Once you know what it was all about, move on to the next step.


Understand

Repeat the things you know in your head if you have to. And try to use the least amount of knowledge digestion, so that you will be able to focus when the lecture continues. Analyze the bits of  information, study the connection, observe the results, et cetera, et cetera. Do what you can to understand. You'll know when you do understand something, and you'll know when you don't. After understanding the lecture, or text, or anything, you won't want to forget it. So, I'm sure you can predict what you should do next. If you predicted it right, I'm sure it'll be

Notes

Don't just copy whatever that's written there on the screen, whiteboard, blackboard, or book. Write what you understand. Draw if you need to. Notes are quite important. They can act as a reminder of what you understood from what you listened or read. If you copy what was written, then you'll have to try to understand it again for the second time when you read your notes. So try to not waste time and write what you understood in your own words.

In the end, you'll need to have some fun. Real fun. All work and no play makes Jack a workaholic or a sad depressed stressed-out boy. Both are bad. You can learn better if you like what you learn.

And that's quite all for this post. I don't really have much to say or type you know. So enjoy this post. Spread it out if you want to, but be sure to provide a link back to this blog. Thank you for reading. And enjoy this little video.



Bah, mupok lok.

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Nak Ne Bagus Agik O?

Logo singit kedak lam blog tok kah or nak horizontal kedak lam BPTK ya?

Ya jak sebenarnya... Makkaseh lah maok nulong.

Bah, mupok lok.

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Congrats! You Drove Me Out of The Store!

You know those guys who follows you everywhere in the shop like you're a son of a thieving bastard?
Yeah, I hate them too.

Thanks to them, I saved some money by not buying those interesting cheap low-quality stuffs. But we should be pitying them, because they're trapped in a vicious cycle. I'm fine with just the few blog followers, so I don't think I need a follower in a real life. They're like, stalking me while I'm shopping. I don't like it.


I'll continue in a language that you may or may not understand.


Annnnnnd ku paling sik suka yang nanyak jauk. Siklah 'paling'. Tapi ku sure nya yang one of benda yang ku amat tidak suka lah. "Kitak carik apa dik?". Ada jak lam ati ku nak nyaut nya, "Ncarik manok pande branak." Mun ku masok kedey kasut, apa lah dicarik ku? Kasut lah nak?
Ku slalu masok nak nangga-nangga bah. Mun ku ncarik something, klak ku nanyak sine. Sekhal, boh susah-susah. Dudok jak sia.


Slalu urang tok, mun masok kedey, and jalan-jalan jak, sidaknya window shopping. Mun urang ada ncarik something, daknya just jalan laju-laju. Sebab nya tauk benda nak dicarik nya. Lain kali gus ku nyedia sigek kertas nang specific benda dicarik ku o? Nang full description eh. Sak mun nya nanyak, pat ku madah.
"Kamek ncarik kasut itam, strap velcro duak igek, tapak getah, dalamnya ada span, saiz 38 stengah, seinci dari dibah ada line fluorescent green, rah tepi ada pattern bintang, rega kurang dari sratus ringgit Malaysia, brand bagus kit. Mintak kotak ah. Kakya engkah lam plastik. Mintak resit juak."


Okay sik? Haha. Kira a bit pointless juaklah ku ngerepak sitok. Bukannya ada sidak nak maca pun... Kitakorang jak maca. Sekhallah, sal dapat meluahkan prasaan...


Bah, mupok lok.

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They Cook, We Eat.

When you come to a restaurant, there's a certain typical situation that you'll face.
1. You come and sit, and given a menu. According to the restaurant that you chose.
2. You choose what you want to eat. They'll tell if a certain menu item is unavailable, and you'll have to choose something else.
3. The chef, obviously, will cook your food.
4. Like it or not, that's the food that you're gonna have. Thank God there's salt and pepper across the table.
5. Then, you eat it. And if you can't like it, or somehow refuse to eat it, you'll have to starve. Or you can order another dish, and waste some more time waiting for it.

Some chefs will want to know what you think about the food and ask for suggestions for improvements. This is so that they will be able to cook better for other customers. The chefs, of course, won't feed you. They'll just cook, and you'll decide whether you'll eat it or not.
A certain dish may not appeal to you, but it may appeal to another. And some people have their parents choose they food for them. Some will like that food and eat it until it's finished. Some may despise it, and forcefully eat it until it's finished, ending up dissatisfied, or refuse to eat it at all, also ends up in dissatisfaction.
The safest way is to choose it yourself. But remember, there's still no guarantee that you'll like the dish.


If you're a university student or a student at the similar level, you'll a bit familiar with this situation.
1. You finish the last level of education, and faced with choices of courses. According to the university that you chose.
2. You choose what you want to study. They'll tell if a certain course item isn't available for you and you'll have to choose something else. For me and my friends, we had to fill a list of preferences and the responsible ministry will sort it all out.

3. The lecturers, obviously, will lecture.

4. Like it or not, that's all that you're gonna get. Thank God you know another method of learning...

5. You have to listen to the lecture. And if you can't understand, or somehow just don't care, you'll learn nothing. Or you can change courses, and waste some more time.


Some lecturers will want to know what you think about the lecture and ask for suggestions for improvements. This is so that they will be able to make better lectures for future students. The lecturers, of course, won't 'feed' you. They'll just lecture, and you'll decide whether you want to learn anything from it or not.
A certain course may not appeal to you, but it may appeal to another. And some people have their parents choose their courses for them. Some will like that course and successfully end it. Some may despise it, and forcefully study it until the they graduate with high grades, ending up unsatisfied, or refuse to learn or study it at all, also ends up in dissatisfaction. The safest way is to choose it yourself. But remember, there's still no guarantee that you'll like the course.

That's quite all for this post. Thank you for reading.


Bah, mupok lok.

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Personally? Why?

Well, it seems that result ku sikkan kluar online. And nampaknya cam the dekan mok mekorang ambik from his desk. Sik tauklah sorang ambik and distribute, or sorang-sorang ambik and meet him personally. But fi the latter happens, I'm quite sure he'll be asking some questions. So prepare. And ada some kind of session tomorrow for the called ones.

Yes, I just realized something. They looove to be vague.
Oh well, let's digress!

Bok lah ku nemu kedey makan kedak ya...
Ku sik mok madah sine. Takut nya sik diagak urang agik klak. Tapi ku critalah nak pa dioleh ku di sia tek.
BARUKLAH KU NEMU kedey makan yang telor masinnya SIK CUKUP MASIN. Ku playsafe jak ngaut barang makan tek. Ambik benda yang biasanya nyaman bagi aku. Ku ambik sosej goreng, telor goreng, and tempe goreng. Telor masin ya juak. And fishcake lam sup yang ku sangkakan tauhu. Eran juak aku time ngaut ya, pakenak tauhu ya sik anco, maka kasar kali jak ku ngaut.
Duhal tek fishcake.
Oh, and dagin masak entah. But it's black.

So even with those 'playsafe' food, my tongue still feels insulted. But still thank God for the food. Ku bukan ngerepak nganok barang makan ya. Ku ngerepak nganok rasa barang makan ya.

And I still wonder camne telor goreng and sosej ya pun boleh jadi sik nyaman... Sosej ya nyaman, just nya keras jak. And telor ya macam banyak gilak ingredients diengkah nya. Well, ku try nyelamat makanan aku dari rasa camya dengan menambah kicap.

Mun akulah chef nak, or tukang masak at some place, and customer ku nambah kicap/garam/sos lam masakan aku, pake nambah rasa, ku anggap ya macam insult. As if nya madah indirectly yang ku sik pande masak. I would prefer them to tell me personally if it tastes bad.


So ku ngabis nya sitok ah? Donweri, klak akan ada post in English.


Bah, mupok lok.

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Krau Najjah

Ku rasa yalah nama tempat dinner malam tok tek. Nyaman lah juak... Just that cook nya sorang jak, and tukang polah aeknya sorang juak. So ada slow sikit sebis nya.

Tapi ya bukan topik sbenar post tok.
Yang sebenarnya ku mengharapkan disebalik senyumanmu itu, kau juga merindui aku~
Sekda bah. Siklah ku nak blagu Oh bulan sitok... Lain dipike urang klak. Kesah lamak ya. Haha.
Kesah kinektok rahasia. Haha. Sapa tauk, tauklah. Sapa sik, nasiblah. Klak nya akan tauk juak bah...

Tok sbenarnya ku nak ngrepak hal nya nyuroh ngengkah full name rah fb ku ya... Pake identifikasi plajar kata diriknya. Mudahan jak sik forever. Bukannya ku sengaja sik mok ngengkah nama penoh. Ada sebab bah. Mun sik, siklah ku make nama 'Peruzz Tok Kah' sia... Slain dari carik publisit opkos. Haha. Publisiti murahan.


Mun ku nak ngeso full name ku, dah ku terang-terang engkah Moham... Eh... Sik boleh. Haha. Like I said earlier, sapa tauk, tauklah. Sapa sik, nasiblah. Klak nya akan tauk juak bah. And nya akan tauk mun nya perlu tauk. Sik susah nanyak. Mun nya dari sumber yang dipercayai, klak ku merik nombor matriks, nombor maikad, nombor surat branak nak disain Ambok Maek ya. Nak pa gik dimaok nya?


So still, aku akan ngengkah full name sia kejap lah. Plus, nya kat text box kecik ya jak bah. Bukannya nyuroh nukar nama pesbuk pun... So maybe lam sbulan giya or sampe ku dapat resultlah. Mana-mana ku rasa sesuai. Mun nya mok permanent juak... Klak ku polah sigek gik akaun, make emel lain. Klak ku make nama lain juak, but akan ada nama penoh kat tepi ya. Khasss pake urusan penting. Okay?


And tido time dah menjelma. Soooooo I know you'll be expecting the following sentence.


Bah, mupok lok.