And no, it's not one of those books for studying.
Unless mun 'studying' bagi kitakorang ya komik and crita urang berbunoh lah...

Dan sebenarnya ku mengharapkan, di sebalik senyumanmu itu~
Eeeeeeeeeeehhh dan gik si Eiuna tok nyampok... Choi, choi.
Sebenarnya duak jak tajok besarnya...
Scott Pilgrim,
and The Book With No Name.
Scott Pilgrim ya ku bli dari satu sampe enam. Start sampe abis. And bagi yang dah nangga movie yang diadaptasi dari book ya, mun rajin, baca juak book nya. Crita lam book ya panjang gik, scene lain, and ending lain. Very lain.
Tapi skrip movie ya banyak juak yang ambik dari book. Sooo bagi aku yang dah baca book ya before tok, ku nangga crita ya cam predictable smacam jak. Haha. Sorilah... Ku suka spoiler. But too much spoiler spoiled it. Well, dah ya tugas spoiler... Mun sik, sik namanya spoiler. Tapi ku nang suka lah, a bit of spoiler, sak tauk crita ya bes kah sik. Mun tauk tajok jak, takut jadi kedak altitud or frozen klak...

Book nak second ya, nang namanya The Book With No Name. Authornya Anonymous. Bes lah juak book ya. Banyak berbunoh. Da misteri sikit, saspens, magic, and benda-benda plek. And bagi yang suka those shitful vampires, lam book ya da juak. And werewolves too. The whole bunch... Tapi bukan vampire jenis nak hot guy pande bergerek indah ya, vampire nak jenis munoh tok. Eh, ada nya bercinta, siap berbini branak gik ya... Tapi ya bukan main part lah. Thank God.
There are monks, the Eye of the Moon, and now, there's too much spoiler.

Sambongannya buku The Eye of the Moon and then The Devil's Graveyard. Ku mok baca, tapi ku sekda. So mun sapa-sapa yang ada ya, ku minjam ah? Mun maok njual, ku bli, tapi iboh mahal gilak lah. Tapi paling bagus ya brik terus lah. Tengkiu. Haha

Dah, ya jak.
Panjang gilak klak.
Sekali air bah, sekali pantai berubah.
Bah, mupok lok.

I was asked (informally, unofficially, and indirectly), to share my effective learning/studying methods and/or experiences with my fellow friends.

But I won't be doing that because I don't really know what are my learning/studying methods are. Those who knows me, knows how I am during classes. I also can't memorize things swiftly and accurately. So I won't be telling things that you should or must do. Instead, I'll just tell you what I think you could do to improve yourself, and become better than me. Yes, I know, the title seems to have no connection to the contents. But who cares?

Let's begin.

Focus

One of the most important thing is to focus during the lectures. Listen to what the lecturers are lecturing about. Don't just hear. If you miss something, don't ask about it to the nearest person. You may disrupt their focus. Instead, wait until the lecturer repeats, or pauses. Same goes to books. Focus on your reading. If you want to ask something to/from someone, and they're reading, wait until they look away from the book, or close the book before you ask. Once you know what it was all about, move on to the next step.


Understand

Repeat the things you know in your head if you have to. And try to use the least amount of knowledge digestion, so that you will be able to focus when the lecture continues. Analyze the bits of  information, study the connection, observe the results, et cetera, et cetera. Do what you can to understand. You'll know when you do understand something, and you'll know when you don't. After understanding the lecture, or text, or anything, you won't want to forget it. So, I'm sure you can predict what you should do next. If you predicted it right, I'm sure it'll be

Notes

Don't just copy whatever that's written there on the screen, whiteboard, blackboard, or book. Write what you understand. Draw if you need to. Notes are quite important. They can act as a reminder of what you understood from what you listened or read. If you copy what was written, then you'll have to try to understand it again for the second time when you read your notes. So try to not waste time and write what you understood in your own words.

In the end, you'll need to have some fun. Real fun. All work and no play makes Jack a workaholic or a sad depressed stressed-out boy. Both are bad. You can learn better if you like what you learn.

And that's quite all for this post. I don't really have much to say or type you know. So enjoy this post. Spread it out if you want to, but be sure to provide a link back to this blog. Thank you for reading. And enjoy this little video.



Bah, mupok lok.

Logo singit kedak lam blog tok kah or nak horizontal kedak lam BPTK ya?

Ya jak sebenarnya... Makkaseh lah maok nulong.

Bah, mupok lok.

You know those guys who follows you everywhere in the shop like you're a son of a thieving bastard?
Yeah, I hate them too.

Thanks to them, I saved some money by not buying those interesting cheap low-quality stuffs. But we should be pitying them, because they're trapped in a vicious cycle. I'm fine with just the few blog followers, so I don't think I need a follower in a real life. They're like, stalking me while I'm shopping. I don't like it.


I'll continue in a language that you may or may not understand.


Annnnnnd ku paling sik suka yang nanyak jauk. Siklah 'paling'. Tapi ku sure nya yang one of benda yang ku amat tidak suka lah. "Kitak carik apa dik?". Ada jak lam ati ku nak nyaut nya, "Ncarik manok pande branak." Mun ku masok kedey kasut, apa lah dicarik ku? Kasut lah nak?
Ku slalu masok nak nangga-nangga bah. Mun ku ncarik something, klak ku nanyak sine. Sekhal, boh susah-susah. Dudok jak sia.


Slalu urang tok, mun masok kedey, and jalan-jalan jak, sidaknya window shopping. Mun urang ada ncarik something, daknya just jalan laju-laju. Sebab nya tauk benda nak dicarik nya. Lain kali gus ku nyedia sigek kertas nang specific benda dicarik ku o? Nang full description eh. Sak mun nya nanyak, pat ku madah.
"Kamek ncarik kasut itam, strap velcro duak igek, tapak getah, dalamnya ada span, saiz 38 stengah, seinci dari dibah ada line fluorescent green, rah tepi ada pattern bintang, rega kurang dari sratus ringgit Malaysia, brand bagus kit. Mintak kotak ah. Kakya engkah lam plastik. Mintak resit juak."


Okay sik? Haha. Kira a bit pointless juaklah ku ngerepak sitok. Bukannya ada sidak nak maca pun... Kitakorang jak maca. Sekhallah, sal dapat meluahkan prasaan...


Bah, mupok lok.

When you come to a restaurant, there's a certain typical situation that you'll face.
1. You come and sit, and given a menu. According to the restaurant that you chose.
2. You choose what you want to eat. They'll tell if a certain menu item is unavailable, and you'll have to choose something else.
3. The chef, obviously, will cook your food.
4. Like it or not, that's the food that you're gonna have. Thank God there's salt and pepper across the table.
5. Then, you eat it. And if you can't like it, or somehow refuse to eat it, you'll have to starve. Or you can order another dish, and waste some more time waiting for it.

Some chefs will want to know what you think about the food and ask for suggestions for improvements. This is so that they will be able to cook better for other customers. The chefs, of course, won't feed you. They'll just cook, and you'll decide whether you'll eat it or not.
A certain dish may not appeal to you, but it may appeal to another. And some people have their parents choose they food for them. Some will like that food and eat it until it's finished. Some may despise it, and forcefully eat it until it's finished, ending up dissatisfied, or refuse to eat it at all, also ends up in dissatisfaction.
The safest way is to choose it yourself. But remember, there's still no guarantee that you'll like the dish.


If you're a university student or a student at the similar level, you'll a bit familiar with this situation.
1. You finish the last level of education, and faced with choices of courses. According to the university that you chose.
2. You choose what you want to study. They'll tell if a certain course item isn't available for you and you'll have to choose something else. For me and my friends, we had to fill a list of preferences and the responsible ministry will sort it all out.

3. The lecturers, obviously, will lecture.

4. Like it or not, that's all that you're gonna get. Thank God you know another method of learning...

5. You have to listen to the lecture. And if you can't understand, or somehow just don't care, you'll learn nothing. Or you can change courses, and waste some more time.


Some lecturers will want to know what you think about the lecture and ask for suggestions for improvements. This is so that they will be able to make better lectures for future students. The lecturers, of course, won't 'feed' you. They'll just lecture, and you'll decide whether you want to learn anything from it or not.
A certain course may not appeal to you, but it may appeal to another. And some people have their parents choose their courses for them. Some will like that course and successfully end it. Some may despise it, and forcefully study it until the they graduate with high grades, ending up unsatisfied, or refuse to learn or study it at all, also ends up in dissatisfaction. The safest way is to choose it yourself. But remember, there's still no guarantee that you'll like the course.

That's quite all for this post. Thank you for reading.


Bah, mupok lok.

Well, it seems that result ku sikkan kluar online. And nampaknya cam the dekan mok mekorang ambik from his desk. Sik tauklah sorang ambik and distribute, or sorang-sorang ambik and meet him personally. But fi the latter happens, I'm quite sure he'll be asking some questions. So prepare. And ada some kind of session tomorrow for the called ones.

Yes, I just realized something. They looove to be vague.
Oh well, let's digress!

Bok lah ku nemu kedey makan kedak ya...
Ku sik mok madah sine. Takut nya sik diagak urang agik klak. Tapi ku critalah nak pa dioleh ku di sia tek.
BARUKLAH KU NEMU kedey makan yang telor masinnya SIK CUKUP MASIN. Ku playsafe jak ngaut barang makan tek. Ambik benda yang biasanya nyaman bagi aku. Ku ambik sosej goreng, telor goreng, and tempe goreng. Telor masin ya juak. And fishcake lam sup yang ku sangkakan tauhu. Eran juak aku time ngaut ya, pakenak tauhu ya sik anco, maka kasar kali jak ku ngaut.
Duhal tek fishcake.
Oh, and dagin masak entah. But it's black.

So even with those 'playsafe' food, my tongue still feels insulted. But still thank God for the food. Ku bukan ngerepak nganok barang makan ya. Ku ngerepak nganok rasa barang makan ya.

And I still wonder camne telor goreng and sosej ya pun boleh jadi sik nyaman... Sosej ya nyaman, just nya keras jak. And telor ya macam banyak gilak ingredients diengkah nya. Well, ku try nyelamat makanan aku dari rasa camya dengan menambah kicap.

Mun akulah chef nak, or tukang masak at some place, and customer ku nambah kicap/garam/sos lam masakan aku, pake nambah rasa, ku anggap ya macam insult. As if nya madah indirectly yang ku sik pande masak. I would prefer them to tell me personally if it tastes bad.


So ku ngabis nya sitok ah? Donweri, klak akan ada post in English.


Bah, mupok lok.

Ku rasa yalah nama tempat dinner malam tok tek. Nyaman lah juak... Just that cook nya sorang jak, and tukang polah aeknya sorang juak. So ada slow sikit sebis nya.

Tapi ya bukan topik sbenar post tok.
Yang sebenarnya ku mengharapkan disebalik senyumanmu itu, kau juga merindui aku~
Sekda bah. Siklah ku nak blagu Oh bulan sitok... Lain dipike urang klak. Kesah lamak ya. Haha.
Kesah kinektok rahasia. Haha. Sapa tauk, tauklah. Sapa sik, nasiblah. Klak nya akan tauk juak bah...

Tok sbenarnya ku nak ngrepak hal nya nyuroh ngengkah full name rah fb ku ya... Pake identifikasi plajar kata diriknya. Mudahan jak sik forever. Bukannya ku sengaja sik mok ngengkah nama penoh. Ada sebab bah. Mun sik, siklah ku make nama 'Peruzz Tok Kah' sia... Slain dari carik publisit opkos. Haha. Publisiti murahan.


Mun ku nak ngeso full name ku, dah ku terang-terang engkah Moham... Eh... Sik boleh. Haha. Like I said earlier, sapa tauk, tauklah. Sapa sik, nasiblah. Klak nya akan tauk juak bah. And nya akan tauk mun nya perlu tauk. Sik susah nanyak. Mun nya dari sumber yang dipercayai, klak ku merik nombor matriks, nombor maikad, nombor surat branak nak disain Ambok Maek ya. Nak pa gik dimaok nya?


So still, aku akan ngengkah full name sia kejap lah. Plus, nya kat text box kecik ya jak bah. Bukannya nyuroh nukar nama pesbuk pun... So maybe lam sbulan giya or sampe ku dapat resultlah. Mana-mana ku rasa sesuai. Mun nya mok permanent juak... Klak ku polah sigek gik akaun, make emel lain. Klak ku make nama lain juak, but akan ada nama penoh kat tepi ya. Khasss pake urusan penting. Okay?


And tido time dah menjelma. Soooooo I know you'll be expecting the following sentence.


Bah, mupok lok.

Okay, template dah tukar. But at a cost.

Basically, ku tukar nama blog lamak ya jadi Peruzzbook, then polah blog baru pake nama lamak. Export/Import posts. Then done.


Soooooooooooo kepada follower ku nak nggak lapan orang (Well, tujoh, since ada sorang follow duak kali.) ya, mun rajin, follow agik blog tok. Mun sik, sekpa. Ku sik melarang, and ku sik maksa. Aptuyu. Mun mok follow nak nun ajak pun sekpa, sebab aku post rah both blog bah. Aku 'rajin'.


In both blogs, the options to change the theme is situated below the list of followers. Dah diengkah ku rah dibah ya. So kitakorang boleh tukar-tukar bila-bila. Ne tauk tengah gik maca peruzzbook ya kitakorang sakit mata kah, or tang ada lejuk natap pesbuk, klik jak link nak madah "Original BPTK" ya. Nya sik lah original ne sbenarnya, sebab ada urang make theme tok juak bah, sama ngan aku. But BPTK start ngan theme tok, and stay ngan theme tok. Mun ku mok make template lain, ku akan molah blog sigek gik klak. So in the end, kitakorang banyak pilehan. And aku sik perlu buang template nak dah diator ku ya. Sayang bah...


And aku riya mok nukar ayat ujong ya ke 'Pahal?' and 'Why?', tapi iboh jak. Nya pelek. Aku nang sengaja nak nyuroh bunyi post ku cam tergantong, tapi bila nya dah giya, aku mpun sik mok maca. Soooooo, you know what's gonna happen. Tukar balit!


Haha.
Bah, mupok lok.

Plislah. Coba iboh kedak airesia. Mala jak delay. Delay, delay, delay.
Thank you.

And try to be more like the fast food's delivery man.

Why?

Mok tauk pa jadi time tarekh tok?

Taun 1793,
The Louvre bukak di Prancis. Sapa sik tauk ngan The Louvre ya sik tauklah aku pahal. Tempat ya dah kira macam pengetahuan am untuk warga dunia ya...

1928, kopipes,
"Release of the animated short Steamboat Willie, the first fully synchronized sound cartoon, directed by Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks, featuring the third appearances of cartoon characters Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse. This is also considered by the Disney corporation to be Mickey's birthday."

Antap li wiki. Haha. Sekpa.
Duak igek tok jak didiat ku intresting. Nak lain ya cam 'mehh...' jak.

For taun 2010?
Well, tarekh ya mungkin akan mencatat sejarah. Mun sik, nya mencacatkan sejarah jak.

Tapi apa-apapun, ku harus bersedia menghadapi hari esok.

TAMBAHAN: Lupak ku nak madah tek... Isok most probably akan ada kes 'diam-diam kribang brisik'. Alulah semua kamboh kejap and nyelak nya sepanjang sem 2...

Pahal?

Good for me, good for us, good for everything that was, is, and will be.

Well enough crap for today. I've been stuffed by quite a large chunk of nonsense today. Just by watching Adele Blanc-Sec. Wait for it to come by in another JAR. And I warn you. There will be spoilers.

I don't really have anything good to type about today...
Oh, tomorrow's day the day when my results are gonna come out. Yay?
I'm not so confident that it'll be good. But,

Whatever it is, I hope it's good...


And if you're a normal-behaving human, you'll know that the last post, about the itsy bitsy spider, was nothing more than a lie.
It's not really a lie. It more of umm, how shall I say it? Hmm...
Conspiracy? Misleading? Providing false-information? Wait, providing false information is technically lying... It's more of exaggerating and manipulating those innocent verses.
Or should I say seemingly innocent verses instead?
Whatever it is, it's not true.
I think.
Maybe.
Possibly.
Probably.

Oh well. Who gives a f**k?
Oh wait, I can't use obscenities here... I'll lose readers...
There, I've put asterisks in and a stroke.
Now it's less threatening.

Now I realize that there's so many 'Oh's in here. It's kinda redundant isn't it? Are you guys okay with it? If you're not, then just tell me. It's not hard to backspace them.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand give a big welcome to the two new followers!
Seriously, why are you people following me? I asked for readers, not followers. I'm not a prophet. And I'm certainly not the messiah. At least I think so. You can follow me, I have no jurisdiction over that, and I have no objection to the concept, and I have no proper authorization to stop you from following me, but do it at your own risk.
Wait. I do have no proper authorization to stop you from following me. By utilizing the block this follower function or whatever it's called. And yes, thank you for realizing, I did a bit of a copypaste job there.

Well,
Oh wait, damn. There's that redundant thing again. I only know of two, 'well' and 'oh'. But well, it's okay right? If it's not, then tell me. I won't be offended.

I'm running out of cr*p to talk about. I could sh*t out some more. But I simply refuse to do so.

Bah, mupok lok.

"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.

Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.

Up came the sun, and dried up all the rain,

and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again."

This is a song that if you, dear reader, have attended preschool, would surely remember. I'm not sure if this song is still taught in preschools and homes across the globe, but when I was in preschool, I was taught this song.

It seems to me that this songs portrays the determination of a spider to climb up the water spout. It started it's journey in the first line, and restarted in the last. It bears resemblance to the myth of Sisyphus.

Let's leave the topic for a while, and enter a subtopic which may, or may not, be related to the verses.

Secret organizations.

According to some conspiracy theorists, a certain secret organization are said to worship Ra, the ancient Egyptian Sun God. You may be familiar with the dollar bill conspiracy. The one about the eye on the pyramid, said to be a representation of the all-seeing eye, or the Eye of Horus, sometimes also referred to as the Eye of Ra.

Now, we shall revisit our main topic. Let's review the song line by line.

"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout."

The water spout, can be interpreted as either a part of the rain gutter system, or the spout of a teapot. It can also be interpreted as many other things similar to the two. At the essence, it is something that gives out water. It is something that lets water flow out, providing water to everything else. And water is very important. It sustains life.

This 'water spout', represent the supplies of the world. Oil, money, material, food, weapons, and et cetera. Taking control of the 'water spout' would be nearly equivalent to taking over the world. Surely, if someone can control the world's supplies, that particular someone would be the most powerful man in the world. And based on my interpretations of the works of the conspiracy theorists, that, is what the secret organization is after.

How, one may ask, can they accomplish that?

Spiders, in ancient Egypt, are related to the goddess Neith. Neith was the goddess of weaving.
And war.

As you can see now, the secret organization are represented by the 'itsy bitsy spider' trying to climb the 'water spout'. Or, as I conclude, the secret organizations are trying to control the world by obtaining control over the world's supplies through wars.

"Down came the rain and washed the spider out."

The 'rain' represents the obstacles that deterred the 'spider' from reaching the 'water spout'. The 'rain' here refers to the accusations, authorities, opposite forces, and even conspiracy theorists who tried their best to make people realize the plans of the secret organization by exposing their secrets.

So now, dear boycotters and conspiracy theorists, and not to forget, my dear readers, what we are doing can and will bring the secret organization down. We can and will stop them from reaching the top. We can certainly protect the world from being controlled by these people. But there's one question we must ask ourselves. Until when can we keep doing this?

"Up came the Sun, and dried up all the rain,"

Once the obtain the help of Ra. They believe that Ra would come and help them. the 'Sun' will dry up all the 'rain'. All our effort to stop them would be dismissed. Nothing will work.

The 'Sun' here may or may not be Ra, as the existence of Ra itself is disputed by many. But the 'Sun' here could be representing the world's current most influential person. As the Sun is the brightest thing that we can see in the day. It outshines all the other stars.

By utilizing this influence, the secret organization can once again attempt to achieve its lifelong desire.

"And itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
This blog is being attacked by an overflow problem!
But unfortunately, though I wished for it, it's not a traffic overflow.

I,
have problem(s),
with
the
scroll bar down there.
Can you see it?
It may be a minor annoyance, but it's still an annoyance. If I put "overflow: hidden;" at the wrapper, which is the only place that I know it could work, the scroll bar would be gone!
But,

(Cliché.}(⁰, ⁰ )

There's always a but...
The top menu would be cut-off,
and when you comment, or view comments, everything gets pushed to the left, and subsequently, get cut-off.


Any idea(s) on how to fix this problem?
I know there are some good htmlers, cssers, or anything of that sort reading this blog.
Please?


(Yalah kau, mun sik pande, iboh nak ngaco template ya...}(⁰□⁰ )

Sorilah nak? Ku boring bah. Plus, it's a way for me to learn this stuff
Tulong lah mun dapat nulong.
Thank you.

Bah, mupok lok.

Slamat datang follower ke enam. Yobih. Sikit jak follower ku eh. Ya pun lom kompom semua maca. Sekpalah... Ada juak bagus disebalik benda tok kali.

Bok tek ku nangga ada somebody rah fb post "Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best."
Yeah, for those who listened to the videos I posted before over and over again like myself,
you'll instinctively continue the lyrics,
With a, fuck you.
Ooo Ooo Ooo~


Dahlah ku bok lekak blagu lam ati lagu ya tek. Pa lepas ku maca lam wikipedia, episod glee akan datang klak ada ngembak lagu ya. Tapi version nak bait ya lah. "Forget You"
Alulah lagu ya start terngiang-ngiang agik...
Kakya ku pulang balit ke tab fb,
alu nangga somebody ya tek post benda ya.


Well.
F You.


Bah, mupok lok.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
As you can see now, my blog now looks different.
And although it looks hideous, I had to keep the credits the bottom.
Mainly because I'm just a good person.
Oh so vain.

And I need to edit the 'Category 1' and 'Category 2'.
But I have noooooooooooo idea.
Actually I do have some.
Just not good enough.
So I need you to help me.
And help me with those two 'edit's up there as well.
Should I just remove them?

Oh yeah, my avatar too.
Obviously I need to stop using the blogger logo.
Should I change it to my current fb avatar? Or should I use another image?

Don't forget to comment.

By the way, no, I'm not copying you.
I'm inspired by you.
So thank you very, very much.
Although I'm not inspired enough to change my blog's name to Peruzztensity...
Oh well.

ADDITION: Should I keep the header? Or get rid of it to make it 'fb'er?

Bah, mupok lok.

Malaysian University English Test
Is that right?
I hate acronyms...
Obviously a lie.
Well,
Sijil Peperiksaan Malaysia should be renamed, since there are other sijil peperiksaan Malaysias in this country.
And since it's a public examination,
why not rename it into Sijil Peperiksaan Awam Malaysia?
SPAM is certainly easier to say.
At least to me.
Oh well, enough rambling for tonight.
Goodnight.
Bah, mupok lok.

Oh what the heck.
I thought I've successfully evaded these kind of things.
Until now.
Obviously.
Well, lets get to it. I'm not gonna post the rules. And I'm not gonna tag people, 'coz that's kinda cruel.
But I will be doing this thing.
I used a playlist of mostly every song. Minus the 600MB++ of raya songs. And some gamelan, MIDI, etc.
Still, the total time is 48 hours.
2 days straight of listening to crap.
Let's just get on with it shall we?
Oh, and I tweaked the questions a bit. Don't worry. They're still practically unchanged.
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1. If someone says "Are you okay?", you say...

Kasih Yang Tak Dianggap - Kertas
Yes, you're love may not be acknowledged
.
2. How would you describe yourself?

Tony Gila Lucy - Spider
Well, when I fall in love. I fall hard.

3. What do you like in a girl?

According to You - Orianthi
But according to me~
She's beautiful, incredible,
I can't get her out of my head.

4. How do feel today?

Warna Kehidupanku - Yusry KRU
Sometimes they're dark, sometimes they're bright.

5. What is your life's purpose?

You and Me - Lifehouse
Sik pernah dengar...

6. What's your motto?

What I've Been Looking For
Can't remember which version. But this answer is kinda unrelated...

7. What do your friends think of you?

Apa Saja - KRU
They're liek, "Yeah, whatever."

8. What do your parents think of you?

Shooter - Lil' Wayne
Again, sik pernah dengar...

9. What do you think about very often?

Takkan Hilang - Dua
Apa yang takkan hilang ya?

10. What is 2+2?

Chiquitita - ABBA
This is more suitable for the next question.

11. What do you think of your best friend?

I Don't Believe You - Pink
When you say you don't need me anymore.

12. What is your life's story?

When You Say Nothing At All - Ronan Keating
You've left me speechless.

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Everything - Michael Buble
Right on the spot. Haha. A philomath dreaming of becoming a polymath.

14. What do you think wfhen you see the person you like?

Rozana - Search
Of course, kau gadis idamanku.

15. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Selamat Malam - Faizal Tahir
Because 'malam' is the best part of a wedding.

16. What will they play at your funeral?

On the 4th of July - The Swingle Swingers
Is this some kind of ramalan?

17. What is your hobby or interest?

Do You Remember - Jay Sean
Yeah, do you remember? I think I've told you before...

18. What is your biggest fear?

Smile - Uncle Kracker
What do I look like? A smilophibic?

19. What is your biggest secret?

track 09 - new artist 81
Or, commonly referred to as, Viva Forever - The Spice Girls
Yes, my biggest secret may be that I listen to The Spice Girls....

20. What do you want right now?

Kau dan Aku - Nidji
You. Me. Here. Now.

21. What do you think of your friends?

Sway - Michael Buble
So according to this umm, thing, I subconsciously wants to dance with my friends?

22. What will you post this as?

Hey Soulsister - Train
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The End. Technically, I might be wrong, because I've put nearly all of the songs in this laptop. But if I used my last playlist, which I listened to earlier today, the answers would be either "Fuck You!" or "It's OK".
It may be good for the first question. But for the rest of it? Maybe not so...

And there's a high possibility and probability for me to wrongly interpret the songs. It's either because I chose to interpret only the title, or I've never listened to the song.

Well, that's the end of this thing.

Bah, mupok lok.

Just tryin' to cheer up your day. Did it work?

Bah, mupok lok.

Kisah Lagenda, Illuminati, Makhluk Aneh, dan Konspirasi Semasa.
Yes, KLIMAKS.
And yes, I'm back with the stupid acronyms yang suatu ketika dahulu pernah ku tinggalkan.

Back to the crita tek.
Hobi. Manusia tok semua perlu ada hobi. Pasti ada hobi. Mun ada urang yang ngakuk nya sekda hobi, yalah hobi nya. Ngakuk dirik sekda hobi. Ada urang dikenal ku sorang tok, hobi nya ngantar sms kosong. Ada gik sorang, hobinya prasan selebriti. Ada juak yang hobinya main game, nengar lagu Speechless, ambik gambar dirikpun, maca mantera (Mala bejiker SCBM), follow blog urang, dan ada juak yang suka nganok hobi urang pelik.
Teruskan kegiatan ya, eventually sekda urang maca blog aku. Haha.

Tapi hobi pelik nak dipadah ku tok sekda lam list atas ya. Ku nak ngerepak hal hobi urang suka nengar lagu terbalit. Ku pun sik tauk pahal hobi nya giya gilak. Kali nya idup lam dunia keboringan kali. Mungkin juak nya ncarik unsur artistik lam lagu terbalit ya. Sik ku tauk eh, urang jaman kinektok. Tapi slalu nya, mun daknya nengar lagu terbalit ya, siap-siap jak. Kompom nemu "Mesej satanik". Sik kalak ku nengar urang nengar lagu ribes nak, kakya madah ada nama tuhan lam ya.

Bah, kakya dilarang nya kita nengar lagu nak ada mesej setan ya tek. Sorilah pok, setan sik brisik henpon, terpaksa nganta mesej make lagu. O tedah setan.
Bek to the topik. Coba mun kitakorang maca kitab suci terbalit, mesti dak urang alem warak manas nak? Sik kiralah agama apa. Unsor muja setanlah nya, macam-macam lah benda jaik dipadah nya. Mun kitab suci diribes jadi benda kesyaitanan, boh jak dibaca or didengar agik. Sama jak kedak lagu Bieber, Gaga, Beyonce, dan sbagainya ya.
Get my point?
Of course not.

What I'm trying to say is, mun lagu ya ada mesej setan mun dimain terbalit, dengarlah banyak-banyak. Jika membaca kitab suci secara terbalik adalah satu penghinaan ke atas kitab suci, maka jika kita mendengar mesej Illuminati/freemason/setan/baphomet/bapak setan secara terbalit, maka itu akan menjadi penghinaan ke atas Illuminati/freemason/setan/baphomet/bapak setan.

If I'm wrong, then I'm insane.
Maybe.
Probably.
Possibly.

Bah, mupok lok.

"Tidak seorang pun yang melihat suasana itu tidak menangis.... 'Abah.. bagilah balik tangan Ita. Buat apa ambil.. Ita janji tak buat lagi! Ita nak makan, macam mana? Nak main macam mana? Ita janji tak conteng kereta lagi,' katanya bertalu-talu.

Bagaikan gugur jantung si ibu mendengar kata-kata anaknya. Meraunglah dia sekuat hati namun takdir yang sudah terjadi, tiada manusia dapat menahannya.."

Itulah kisah yang kita pernah baca. Tentang seorang ayah yang tidak dapat menanggung kemarahan. Tentang seorang ayah yang telah mengakibatkan timbulnya kecacatan pada seorang anak yang pada asalnya sempurna kejadian. Tentang seorang ayah yang tinggi egonya.

Yang kita tak pernah baca adalah sambungannya, sepuluh tahun selepas kejadian.

"Abah, ape present Ita tahun ni?"
"Suprise lah nak. Kalau Abah cakap nanti tak bes lah. Kan Mama?"
"Kalau Ita nak Kak Narti boleh tak? Ita rindulah, dah hampir 7 tahun tak jumpa."
"Ish, mana boleh, Kak Narti kan dah balik Jakarta. Ita pun dah besar ni, tak perlu ada Kak Narti nak jaga."
"Yelah, yelah. Ita terima je apa yang Abah nak bagi. Asal Abah tak bagi kudung lagi seblah je."
"Ish, cakap macam tu pulak dia..."

Ita terus ke kereta baru ayahnya di luar rumah. Abahnya mencium pipi ibunya sebelum turut masuk ke dalam kereta untuk memulakan perjalanan ke Universiti. Ayah Ita merupakan seorang pensyarah Kejuruteraan Mekanikal di sebuah universiti tempatan. Sejak dari hari tangan Ita dipotong, dia mula rasa bersalah. Dia telah berkolaborasi dengan beberapa pensyarah lain untuk satu projek.

Projek tersebut telah siap sepenuhnya pada bulan lepas. Sepuluh pelajar kudung telah menguji keberkesanan produk tersebut dan mereka berpuas hati. Kini, tiba giliran Ita untuk menikmati nya.

Pagi keesokan nya, Ita terkejut melihat sebuah kotak dihujung katil. Bungkusannya indah sekali. Tanpa menunggu sesiapa, dia membukanya.

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"

Ayah dan ibu Ita berlari ke bilik. Ibu Ita pengsan setelah melihat sekujur tangan terkulai kaku dilantai. Ayah Ita pun meletakkan bantal di bawah kepala isteri kesayangannya itu, agar selesa pengsannya. Kemudian dia menghampiri Ita.

"Ita, ini hadiah Abah untuk Ita. Sebuah tangan bionik. Abah mintak maaf sangat-sangat untuk kejadian spuluh tahun lepas tu."
"Abah, Ita dah lama maafkan Abah."

Selang beberapa hari, ketika abahnya keluar membeli nombor sup ekor...
DEBUKKK!
Tanpa disedari, Ita yang belum selesai membiasakan diri dengan tangan barunya itu telah terlanggar sisi kereta abahnya.

Pulang petang itu, terkejut besar abahnya melihat pintu kereta yang baru setahun diganti dengan bayaran ansuran yang belum habis berbayar, calar dan kemik.

Si bapa yang belum pun masuk ke rumah terus menjerit, 'Siapa punya kerja ni?' Seekor kucing yang tersentak dengan jeritan itu berlari keluar. Bulunya terangkat ketakutan tambah-tambah melihat wajah bengis tuannya.

Sekali lagi diajukan pertanyaan keras kepadanya, dia terus mengiau dan duduk diam.

''Duduk di rumah sepanjang hari tak tahu, apa kau buat?' herdik tuannya lagi.

Bila anak yang mendengar suara ayahnya, tiba-tiba berlari pulang dari berjoging. Dengan penuh takut dia berkata "Ita buat ayah. Sori." katanya sambil kucing menerkam kakinya, ingin bermanja seperti selalu.

Si ayah yang hilang sabar merentap kayu besbol didepannya, terus dipukul bertalu-talu tapak tangan anaknya. Si anak yang terkejut terlolong-lolong kesakitan sekaligus ketakutan.

Puas memukul tapak tangan, si ayah memukul pula belakang tangan anaknya. Si ibu cuma mendiamkan diri, mungkin keliru atau sengaja tidak mahu masuk campur. Kucing melopong, tak tahu nak buat apa-apa, sungguh kesian dan teramat sedih, namun dia sangat takut

Si bapa cukup rakus memukul-mukul tangan kanan dan kemudian tangan kiri anaknya. Selepas merasa puas, si bapa masuk ke rumah dituruti si ibu dan si anak.

"Tengok, tak de jadik apa-apa kan? Bes tak tangan yang Abah bagi tu? Kalau hari-hari Abah buat macam tu pun takpe, takyah nak bawak pegi hospital suroh doktor potong lagi. Genius tak Abah?"


"Kalau ye pun nak tunjuk tangan ni kuat, takyah la buat macam tu... Terkejut Ita. Kalau sakit jantung macammana? Kalau Ita mati, mana abah nak beli nyawa pulak..."


Tidak seorang pun yang melihat suasana itu tidak ketawa... "Takkan Ita nak cakap, Abah... bagilah balik nyawa Ita. Buat apa ambil... Ita janji tak buat lagi! Ita nak hidup, macam mana? Nak main macam mana? Ita janji tak rosakkan kereta lagi," katanya bertalu-talu.

Bagaikan gugur paru-paru si ibu mendengar kata-kata anaknya. Ketawalah dia sekuat hati kerana takdir yang sudah terjadi, tiada manusia dapat menahannya...

Dah, happy ending dah crita tok. Boh nak sedih-sedih agik.

Bah, mupok lok.